I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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