Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think my moral compass just broke
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