I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
