It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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