Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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