Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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