no, he came in my armpit
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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