I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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