No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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