your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
kristin has been a bad kristin
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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