Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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