Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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