garbage
garbage dick
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you win
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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