how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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