They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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