she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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