I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Damn victory sex feels great
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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