Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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