Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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