Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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