so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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