HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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