She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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