he shaved USA in his pubs
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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