No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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