Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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