So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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