I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
