i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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