We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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