Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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