I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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