My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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