Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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