Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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