PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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