I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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