Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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