I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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