That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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