I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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