: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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