I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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