my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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