Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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