Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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