i just wanna soil my oats bro
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So much Jack, so little girl.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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