Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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