do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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