based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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