am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
