return my video game
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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