brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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