i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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